thegeekyblonde:
i was on the train once and an elderly woman tsked at my short skirt and said “good girls wait until marriage” so i replied “i’ve done my waiting. TWELVE YEARS OF IT. IN AZKABAN.” and then she crossed herself
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taylorthehobbit:
I NEED TO REBLOG THIS A FEW MORE TIMES.
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Anytime Jared Padalecki’s on set, there’s gonna be something crazy funny happening. He has a metronome app on his phone which does the classic ‘tic-tock, tic-tock,’ and you can speed it up and slow it down. So, during one of the rehersals for “Hello, Cruel World” he just left it on to mess with Jensen Ackles, who was on camera. Jensen just went with it, but the metronome affected his hips, and he started some pelvic thrusts. They’re doing the lines completely straight, the camera’s only on Jensen, and Jared keeps making the metronome go faster and faster. Jensen’s hips keep going faster and faster. We were just rehearsing, so I didn’t know the camera was rolling, but the crew is so in tune with the actors that if something’s funny they just roll the camera and they roll the sound, so we got a great thing for the gag reel. I hear a metronome now and I start laughing.
- Guy Bee (SPN S7 Companion Guide)
sirtroyofbaker:
balalaikaboss:
ejacutastic:
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
david-tennant-is-very-sexy:
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if the weeping angels started a band it would be don’t blink 182
silence will fall out boy
cobra tardis
my chemical roman
boys like gallifreyans
The Who
Reporter: One of your US fans was in trouble for wearing a Marilyn Manson T-shirt to school. Did you get involved at all?
Marilyn Manson: It was a long time ago and what happened was he took it to the Supreme Court trying to defend his rights. But the outcome - which is being appealed - it was very interesting what the judges said. They said that my persona represented a satanic and pro-drug message, so even my face can be deemed offensive and not allowed on a T-shirt in a school. So my face alone is so terrible and evil that you can't bring it to school, which I find kind of amusing and complimenting in some way. But when it first happened, I sent the kid every shirt we had so that he could wear a different one every day and get sent home.
scootyshabooty:
browsing through scenekids.com for kicks and then
slutforandy:
barackfuckingobama:
- WAIT A SECOND
- IF AMY MARRIED KING HENRY VIII
- AND THE DOCTOR MARRIED QUEEN ELIZABETH I
- THAT WOULD MAKE AMY
- QUEEN ELIZABETH’S STEPMOTHER
- WHICH WOULD MEAN
- THAT AMY POND
- IS THE DOCTOR’S MOTHER-IN-LAW
- TWICE
Britain’s continuity ladies and gents
