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(yes i know somethign is mispelled) Erm, hello. And welcome. My name is Rachael and this here is my blog full of SnK. No.6, Star Trek, Les Mis, wtnv, LOTR, lots of Fall out Boy, and uh other miscellaneous things. Also I love musicals and sometimes I liveblog things. Occasional personal posts will be made seeing as this is a personal blog.

Fanfic Recommendations

Destiel Fanfiction (Assume M/N-17 Rating if Not Stated)

300 Things

Warnings: Language, angst, sexuality, alcoholism, real life.

Word Count: ~76,500 overall

Dean’s life at twenty-four makes him feel like he’s forty—he works two jobs to help pay bills for his house and put his genius little brother through private school, and has spent six years (on and off, let’s be honest) working on his mechanical engineering degree at KU. With so much of his life devoted to his family, Dean has little time in his schedule for class and no time for social interaction. Then, while getting his classes together for the fall, he finds himself in a do-or-die situation: He must take his last literature class now, his spring already filled with those left for his major…except that none of the English classes will fit his schedule. This is how Dean grovels and begs Dr. Castiel Milton to make a special arrangement for him, and Dr. Milton does.


Words: 40,124 

Castiel and his mother move to Louisiana for his mother’s new job: a great opportunity for Mrs. Novak to be a lady’s companion. The only problem is: The Winchesters are weird and even weirder things happen around them.


Genre: Horror/Romance

Words: 17,254

Dean and Castiel haven’t seen or heard from each other in ten years. How will they react to the choices they’ve made since those two months they spent together in 1957?

Angel on the Radio

Words: 53,225 WIP

AU!College: Dean’s just started University, and he’s finding it hard to adjust. His only relief comes in listening to the mysterious show ‘Angel’s Demons’ on the Uni radio where a man known only as Angel becomes his only friend without even knowing Dean

Ann a bhios mo dhòchas (Where My Hope Lies)

Word Count: ~7,000 

 AU. It’s a dark and stormy night - no, really. It’s a dark and stormy night in the highlands of Scotland, and university linguist Castiel is gathering material for his newest work when he gets caught out by the rain. Of all the isolated hilltop inns in the country, he has to stumble into Dean’s. 

Breaking Down the Lines of Society

Words: 60,585

High School AU. Dean’s a popular jock. Castiel’s a lonely outsider who’s only concern seems to be for his studies. Both stick to their own circles, neither really interacting with the other, until Castiel is assigned to tutor Dean.

Close to Your Skin

Word Count: 2,035

Cas has a mouth made for sin and Dean’s never exactly been good at that whole ‘resisting temptation’ thing.

Damn Straight

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Words: 9,786

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Words: 60,052

When an angelification spell is cast on Dean during a hunt, Team Freewill scrambles to reverse it before Dean loses his humanity. Gabriel suggests an alternative, but will Team Freewill be able to make the necessary sacrifices?

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

Words: 14,996

After the apocalypse, Dean’s living with Lisa and earning his keep by cooking dinner. Cas likes that Dean can cook. Dean likes Cas’s company. But they could use a little alone time, and Dean has a lot to learn about what the rest of his life really means.

Entangled Sheets

Words: ~25,000

Dean’s life in the Edge City PD is going swimmingly: There’s a masked vigilante prowling his rooftops and nursing a crush on him; a serial murderer who’s too damn smart for his own good; his partner is so new she still smells like polish, and he can’t quite work up the nerve to ask out the coffee guy across the road.



Cas can’t resist the new body spray Dean bought

Eyes on the Road

Words: 7,964

Castiel asks Dean to teach him how to drive, but Dean seems to have trouble focusing on the task at hand…

Gag Me


Castiel is way too loud. 

Holding Hands With a God

Genre: Alternate universe, superhero, first time, angst

Words: 7000+

Dean is a superhero. Castiel is a mild-mannered reporter trying to get an interview.

I’ll Go Wherever You Go

Words: 54,128

AU. Dean is assigned a job to be the Bodyguard to the infamous Castiel Novak, lead singer of ‘The Fallen Angels’. Dean loves a good challenge and Castiel is certainly proven to be exactly that.

I Like You (Like Me)

Words: 11,195

Dean’s the owner of his own pretty successful coffee shop, and he’s absolutely, totally not in love with the hot accountant guy who comes in every day. He’s way out of his league. Isn’t he?

In Real Life

Words: 6,896

High school teachers. Castiel is the English teacher at the school Sam teaches history at. Dean is a writer who has been sending his stories to an online friend (Castiel) for editing. Sam finds out and realizes that Dean and Castiel don’t know each other in real life, but really should.

In the Dressing Room, Little Thespian

Words: 5,928

High school AU. Castiel is performing in a school drama production, Dean goes along to watch and things get interesting in the dressing room. Shameless PWP. Exorcise plots on sight

In This Secluded Spot I Respond as I Wouldn’t Dare Elsewhere

Word Count: 34,040

Warnings: Homophobic slurs; bullying with some violence

It’s 1995, and Castiel’s high school years are destined to be difficult: home-schooled until eighth grade, he is awkward, shy, and socially inept. The weird kid with the funny name would rather isolate himself and draw in his sketchbook than deal with the constant bullying he faces every day. Things only get worse in his junior year when he excels in home economics class, leading the captain of the baseball team, Alastair, to start taunting him for being gay.Then new student Dean Winchester arrives at Flour Bluff High School, sharing many of Castiel’s classes. Castiel has seen his type before — handsome, athletic, arrogant, and sure to be the most popular kid in school. But Castiel eventually learns that he and Dean have more in common than he thought, and they form an unlikely friendship.

I Think I Know Where You Belong

Words: About 7,000

Castiel wishes he wasn’t this excited, but it’s the best part of his night when Dean Winchester gets home from baseball practice. PWP Sequel 

It’s Always the End of the World Somewhere

Genre: Romance/Drama

Words: 21,680

Highschool AU. The status quo is this: Dean is the popular captain of the football team, and Castiel is the off-kilter nobody who doesn’t so much as breathe the same air as Dean. Then senior year happens and the status quo is shot to smithereens.

I Wanna Hold You High and Steal Your Pain

Word Count: ~20,000

Cas was pretty sure he hadn’t done anything to warrant Dean’s rage - he hadn’t scratched the paint on his motorcycle or teased his brother or done any of the millions of things that Dean Winchester got pissed about - but this was the school rebel, the troublemaker, the attitude problem with legs, and he was walking up to Cas. So yeah, Cas was freaking.

Jump the Track

High school AU. It’s Dean’s senior year at Lawrence High, and he’s already given up on himself. It takes the arrival of the strange, intense, awkward Castiel Delacroix at the school to prove to Dean that maybe his life is worth saving after all.

Kite Songs

Rating: PG

Warnings: language, wanton abuse of noted American literary greats.

Word Count: 9100

Dean is hailed as the Vonnegut of his generation; Cas is the highly-respected English professor who can’t stand Dean’s work and blogs about it for the world to see.

Magic Lessons 

Words: 41,275 WIP

Hogwarts AU. Dean doesn’t like his new home, his new school, his new so-called friends; and to top it all off, he’s failing Transfiguration. It sucks.Until, that is, his tutoring takes a turn for the unexpected…

Metaphysical Gravity

Fandom/Genre: Fusion/AU

Word Count: ~79,000

Warnings: Mild blood play.

Vampire Castiel Collins is awakened from his tomb by down-on-his-luck author Chuck Shurley. With Chuck’s help [and blood] Castiel sets out to make a life for himself in Collinsport, restoring his old home and hopefully being reunited with the reincarnation of his former lover, Dean Winchester. This is a retelling of the gothic soap opera Dark Shadows.

Morning Teach

Words: 175,455

Art teacher Castiel Novak has just turned 29 when he meets Dean Winchester at a gay club. After sleeping with the boy, he leaves in a hurry, trying to cope with the guilt over betraying his girlfriend and his overly conservative parents. But forgetting Dean becomes close to impossible, when Castiel’s new job at a High School in San Francisco reveals Dean to be a most troublesome student… Warning: Underage

My Galway Boy

Words: 4,557

AU fic, Dean travels to Galway Ireland and falls in love with one of the local musicians. 

Not All That

Words: 100,972

After moving around all over the country with their father, Dean and Sam Winchester finally settle in a small town in Illinois with their Uncle Bobby for some stability. After starting high school, Dean finds himself breaking the most important rule of all, after only ten minutes - Do no talk to the Novak family.

Not Usually a Good Thing

Words: 11,110

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel

Only Fools Rush In

Words: 18,161

Cas lets his feelings run away with him, Gabe is a total dick, Sam is concerned, and Dean has to make a choice. 

Paradise Circus

Words: 8,317

"Technology made simple, his ass. Castiel could operate the Antikythera mechanism with more accuracy." Dean tries to help Sam get laid with the help of a pretty unusual prop; he inadvertently turns Cas on to the magic of Massive Attack and Apple products.

Paved With Good Intentions

Word Count: 29,742 

When Castiel finally locates Dean in Hell after forty years, he finds the righteous man changed into something much darker than the angel had expected. Such a creature cannot be resurrected, so Castiel must return him to the man he used to be before he can be sent back to Earth.

Play It All Night Long

the rom-com-ish one where Dean hosts a late night radio show, Castiel is a regular listener of his who starts calling one day and ends up calling more often than not and Dean finds himself liking it. This, until one day Castiel calls for not exactly petty reasons (just before Dean’s brother Sam is visiting with his girlfriend for spring break) and things get very, very crowdy at his place. He also doesn’t know it’s just the beginning of it. Also features Gabriel, Chuck, Andy, the Roadhouse crew and a huge amount of music quoted. Especially Bob Dylan.

Praise the Lord

Words: +28,500

When Dean dies yet again Heaven decides it’s been missing an angel and it’s time to fill the vacancy. It takes Dean a long, long time –and several miracles performed over cheeseburgers and lice– to come to terms with his new celestial life and his old earthly temptations. Featuring Dean’s new set of wings, human Castiel, beers at the Roadhouse, the Choirs of Heaven, a naked Sammy, Michael and other angels with bard inclinations, lame pick-up lines, Zachariah’s lion head, gaudy motels, and Oprah-worthy revelations that are way funnier in Enochian.

Punk Drunk Love

Words: 16,112

Teenage Human AU. It’s a classic boy-likes-straight-boy story. Or possibly boy-likes-not-so-straight-boy story. Castiel can’t quite decide. It’s a little confusing when your supposedly straight best friend offers to teach you how to kiss.

Reason Cannot Know

Words: 7,120

 College AU in which Castiel is a Masters student who has long since learned to value the voice of reason over his hormones. His friend Dean, however, shows him he still has a few lessons to learn.

Restrain Me


There were a lot of things Dean had to teach his angel. Apparently it was time to learn bondage. 

Ridin’ Dirty

Words: 10,066

Castiel goes to Winchester Ranch to buy a horse for his niece’s birthday ‘cause he’s that kind of guy and ends up getting the cowboy instead.

Slow Moving Cars

Word Count: 7,673 

Dean is an ass but then he isn’t. Cas needs help with his art class and luckily Dean is there to help.

Start Quoting Shakespeare and We’re Done

In which Dean Winchester is a teenage girl with a librarian fetish.

Sugar Me Sweet

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Humor

Words: 10,044

Dean hates Starbucks. Luckily, the Saint’s Café is both delicious and reasonably priced. Even if the cashier is super weird and stares at him, like, all the freakin’ time. AU.

Suspend, verb (sued with object)

Words: 5,500

Dean and Cas have nothing but time on their hands (Purgatory Fic)

The Barber and the Angel

Rating: K+ (its really cute though)

Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship

Words: 6,561

When, after encouragement from Dean’s side, Castiel visits a barbershop for the first time, he strikes up an unlikely friendship with the barber and ends up with much more than just a haircut. Eventually Destiel.

The Crimson Prince

Word count: 31,557

Warnings: Torture, Non con, abuse of a minor (Dean is 16) 

The golden age of Piracy occurred in the later half of the 17th Century. Pirates were welcome in Port Royal for the influx in wealth and population that they brought with them. The most famous Pirate to sail the seven seas was the Crimson Prince. When the young James Castiel Novak finds out that his best friend Dean Campbell was killed by the Crimson Prince he vows that he will do anything in his power to avenge his friend’s death.

The Daily Grind

Rating: M (its really really graphic like woah)

Words: 88,826

AU. Castiel Novak, down on his luck and in desperate need of money, goes to an adult entertainment suite that will give him 1000 for a good day’s work. There he meets Dean Winchester, a man who’s about to rock his world.

The French Mistake

Words: 43,390

When Balthazar zaps Dean and Sam into the parallel universe where their life is a TV-show, Dean finds himself to be in a very serious, very GAY relationship, with a tweet-happy actor, looking exactly like Cas. That may cause some trouble on the way.

The Holiday

Words: 32,088

Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays.

The Movement You Need

Words: 7,611

Dean and Castiel are happily shacked up in Alaska, adjusting to their new, domestic lives. In the process of attempting to create a proper ‘sex playlist’, Dean recalls his conflicted feelings toward a particular Beatles’ song.

The Piano Man

Words: 9,159

Human AU - Sam meets brothers Gabriel and Castiel when they move in to town, and takes them to meet Dean. After a few secrets are shared, Dean forms a strong bond with Castiel. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel

The Prank that Filled the Spank Bank

Pairing: Dean/Cas, mentions of Sam/Jess and Bobby/Ellen

Wordcount: 41K~

It starts with a prank war and a chance meeting at the auto shop Dean works at. 

The Request

Words: ~36,000

 When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his extremely frustrating charge. 

The Ugly Duckling

Words: 83,107

Castiel: a nerdy, skinny thing with a crush on the the most popular guy in class. Being unpopular isn’t easy and it’s worse when the homophobic school figures him out. A small struggle to be noticed by his crush is turned into a huge struggle for himself and his dignity. But bullying can get the better of anyone


Word count: 4,700~

It may or may not be punishment for (allegedly) burning down the frat house, but either way, Dean feels it is above and beyond cruel to make him roomies with Castielofreakasuarus.

Tommy Gun Love 

Words: 7,480 WIP

1940’s and the Yanks are fighting in WWII, swing is now the new music craze, and monsters are running rampant in cities like they always have. Nothings’ new for Dean Winchester, lead Hunter in the Mobster Gang “Team Free Will”, that is, until Dean gets a new assignment-something about guarding some guy running away from home and a whole mess of trouble. Mobster AU


Words: 51,730

Dean/Castiel Slash. What do you do when the Universe itself seems to have decided you belong with your very stoic, very angelic, very MALE hunting companion? Dean’s about to find out.

Warning: Angels May Bite

Word Count: 8,643

Castiel has been acting strangely but refuses to tell anyone why. When Dean starts to mirror his behaviour, Sam and Bobby manage to figure it out.

We Became Fans of Collision

Words: 25K+

Dean is the owner of a bookstore that stores all kinds of rare/weird lit. Cas is his best customer, because he comes in practically every week and buys almost as much as he browses. He is secretly lonely as well as very quiet and socially awkward and Dean notices this. Dean is kind of a lonely guy himself, although his lawyer brother likes to visit frequently, and slowly Dean falls in love with Cas.

We’re Gonna Groove

Word Count: 7,178

It’s no accident that Zeppelin gives Dean ideas. (Sequel to Paradise Circus.)

We Were Nineteen

Words: 6,783

While drunk, Dean tells Cas about his love for silk panties. Cas exploits this confession. 

Where the Wild Things Are 

Words: 14,425 WIP

College!AU. Castiel and Dean meet in a no name faraway bar and have wild, completely uninhibited sex. Which is fine, except the usually stoic and severe Castiel has to remember each and every horrifying detail every day because Dean is his new professor.

White Winter Hymnal

Rating: M

Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort

Words: 24,231

Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences.

Whole Lotta Love

Words: 4,900

Castiel loves Friday mornings with Dean. He would like to show him just how much.

Worn Clothes

Rating: M

Genre: Drama

Words: 26,859

Castiel’s existence is barely acknowledged at his high school. Then Dean arrives.


Words: 3,906

It’s happening again, and Dean’s not sure if he can stop it, this time. To be honest, he’s terrified. But Castiel isn’t, and that’s what matters, in the end. Destiel.

Sabriel (Assume M/N-17 Rating if Not Stated)

Bill it to Casa Erotica 7

Words: Oneshot

Sam decides to watch Gabriel’s Casa Erotica debut - imagine his surprise when the archangel himself decides to pop in with a more exciting proposition.

Mouth Ever Fresh With Praise

Words: 6,010

Sam is too curious for his own good. Fortunately, Gabriel doesn’t mind. Warning: Shameless rimming

Operation: Woo Sam Winchester

Words: 12k

 It wasn’t everyday that the loudest kid in the school wooed the quietest nerd in the corner. Then again, not every school was Kripke High.

Teen Wolf Sterek

Alpha Spikes
Words: 62,209
AU. Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year’s heat season, as a ‘thank-you’ to all they’ve done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and…yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he’s just turned eighteen. This…is not his day.
Words: 30,871
"Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified." Derek falls for Scott’s kindergarten teacher Mr. S

Every Step You Take

Words: 49,347

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

His Only Defense
Words: 93,467 WIP
Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.